The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

    The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'" 

    "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

    The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'" 

    四個(gè)神職人員的母親聚在一起談?wù)撟约旱膬鹤印?ldquo;我兒子是個(gè)牧師，”第一個(gè)驕傲的母親說(shuō)，“當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō)，‘您好，牧師。”

    第二個(gè)母親接著說(shuō)，“我兒子是個(gè)主教，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō)，‘您好，主教閣下。”

    “我兒子是紅衣主教，”第三個(gè)母親繼續(xù)，“當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō)，‘您好，尊敬的紅衣主教。”

    第四個(gè)母親想了一會(huì)兒，說(shuō)：“我兒子身高6尺10吋，體重300磅，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們都說(shuō)，‘哦，我的上帝！”